TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots.

And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick– it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh — even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you’re not around.

And the fact that you didnt call.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you - - not even close, not even a little

bit, not any at all.

written by Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith; adapted from the play by William Shakespeare

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