TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots.
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick– it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you’re not around.
And the fact that you didnt call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you - - not even close, not even a little
bit, not any at all.
—written by Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith; adapted from the play by William Shakespeare